This is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen. Pun totally intended.
in class i’m used to sitting in the back and making all these smartass comments under my breath
now i’m in the front though so when our attractive instructor drops something and says ‘ah, fuck me!’ and i say ‘maybe later’ he hEARS ME AND LAUGHS GODFUCKING FUCK
the saga continues today in physics when our instructor asks ‘and how fast does light travel?’ and i whisper ‘hella’ and the kid next to me fucking loses it
According to the captions of the first Thor movie, the battle between the Jotuns and Asgardians take place in Norway, 965 AD. Around this time, Loki was born.
In Thor 2 the life expectancy was stated to be around 5,000. The average human life in developed countries from what I’ve gathered is approximately 82.
Therefore, in human years Loki is somewhere around 17.
#are you telling me loki is just going through his rebellious teenage emo stage
YES ADVENTURE TIME PLEASE KEEP TEACHING ME RIGHTS FROM WRONG ~
STEALING IS WRONG
Help people in trouble
DON’T let your best friend die?!?!?!! (??????)
4. Eat your breakfast, it’s brain food
5. The same thing as 3
I can’t tell if this post is a joke but seriously?!?!?!
Being Single is okay.You don’t always need to be in a relationship or looking for one.
Be who you want.
Trust your kids.
Spend time with friends
Be careful what you wish for.
but wait there’s more
Don’t live vicariously through your children.
There’s more to you than how you look on the outside.
Your friends’ emotions and personalities are not something to be toyed with.
Fighting against assaulters and overcoming guilt-tripping.
Making new friends despite your differences.
Beautiful gif masterpost.
Trying may be hard but do not stop. Learning skills takes time.
and the most glorious thing of all
you dont take shit from anyone